Regain your manhood with a free PC game, courtesy of Klondike

In a rather unusual ad campaign combining the world of gaming with the world of vanilla ice cream coated in chocolate, Klondike (yes, that Klondike) has teamed up with Story Worldwide to create a free PC game. 

Called The Adventures of Khaki Pants Pete, gamers can go online for some point and click adventures that toe the line between misogynist behavior and I-sure-hope-my-wife-doesn't-see-this comedy. 

I especially enjoyed the press release which states I have to help Pete "regain his manhood". So his wife swiped his balls Lorena Bobbit-style? I'm not sure I'm up for that kind of fun, even if some free tasty ice cream is thrown in. 

Feel free to check out your Klondike sponsored man cave right here. 

Today's Press Release: I come bearing news of a new online game from Klondike and digital partner Story Worldwide (www.StoryWorldwide.com ). Just announced today, "The Adventures of Khaki Pants Pete" is part of Klondike's new "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar NOW ?" campaign.

 

So take a load off.  Settle into the Man Cave.  Yeah, that's right the Man Cave (www.klondikemancave.com ) .  Wood paneling, leather couches, a mini fridge (stocked with Klondike Bars, of course) and an old-school arcade video game.  Meet The Adventures of Khaki Pants Pete.   Based on 1980s-style video games where pixilated characters face a series of challenges, The Adventures of Khaki Pants Pete takes place at Pete's family's new home in the suburbs.  Pete has moved to the suburbs, married and had kids-and  subsequently lost "his Man Card. Now he wants it back." The player's challenge? To help Khaki Pants Pete "regain his Manhood," naturally. Players are invited to test his endurance (and dedication) by sending him through a series of ridiculously awkward obstacles (to interact with the hot babysitter or not?).

 

The game can be accessed through the video console in Klondike's "Man Cave," found atwww.KlondikeBar.com , as well as by going directly to www.klondikemancave.com or visiting the Klondike Bar Facebook fan page ( www.facebook.com/klondike ) .